The Perfect Freelance Writer

I subscribe to the Worldwide Freelance Writer newsletter, and today’s edition came with an article entitled “The Perfect Freelance Writer” by Scott Lindsay. This cracked me up:

The Top Ten Signs you Have Found a Perfect Freelance Writer

1) They are never too busy to work on my project.
2) They are always efficient enough to have the project completed yesterday.
3) They are willing to write for a fee less than the poverty level.
4) They are willing to provide unlimited rewrites.
5) They always know exactly the style of writing I need.
6) They do not have a personal life.
7) They are knowledgeable about every subject known to man.
They never get sick.
9) They never expect prompt payment.
10) They like it when I’m snippy.

That’s so me!