I have the greatest friends. No, really. Boy, girl, young, old, here, there – it doesn’t matter, my close friends are amazing. More often than not they know exactly what I mean, even when I’m not so sure of it myself. For example:
10. You’ve got like… wings… just there….
9. Your butt looks huge. Really, really big.
8. Please get me drunk.
7. If you provide Bruce Springsteen I’ll wear blue jeans.
6. That’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever said. For real this time.
5. I don’t think my husband needs to be naked in front of you.
4. Sorry, you can’t be my bridesmaid anymore. Seriously. You’re out.
3. I think you need some powder in your hair.
2. Don’t make me call you sweetheart.
1. I love you.
I’d say whoever kicked you out of Bridesmaidville is a great, nay, superb friend.
Em, no, that was me. I kicked out all my bridesmaids and just went with a maid of honour. But we’re all still friends!
Sweet I made the list a couple of times!! And you did let your bridesmaids down nicely and only one of them of made a fool out of herself during her reading… Where did you get her? haha .IT was all Tom’s fault. Tell Larry to get ready for the beach !!
You kicked out your bridesmaids? You, milady, are an inspiration.
I recognise a one or two of those! Wings indeed.
I can’t believe you don’t let Larry be naked in front of your friends – such a prude