I rarely remember dreams, but for the past few weeks I’ve been remembering them in great detail and they are getting stranger every night.
Last night I went hunting with Levi Johnston and Gay Byrne popped up in the forest to interview me. But I didn’t do the interview because I had bodyguards, two of my old teachers, who kept telling me that it was inappropriate to be hunting in my school uniform. But I wasn’t wearing a school uniform, I was wearing a really bright yellow and green sari. Well, lets be honest, I was rocking that sari. And then they all asked me if I could teach them yoga but I had to say no because I had lost my iPod. This seemed to be a big problem for me. No yoga without the iPod. So I yelled and a helicopter came and picked me up and took me away.
If there’s a message in there I haven’t found it yet.
I believe the meaning is that you fancy yourself as a Joan Collins-esq dame who will have a chopper pick you up in any situation and in any outfit.
Hmm…I thought that I could help you by looking up dream symbol meanings but you’ve got a lot going on there. It’s funny how you rarely remember dreams but when you do, they’re very detailed!
side effects of medication?
Which teachers?